Tuesday, January 27, 2015

Aborigine Food (You want me to taste ... what?)


Kangaroos:    Western definition:  cute marsupials with babies in pouches.

Kangaroos:    Aborigine definition:  dinner.

Cattle ranches are a European innovation in Australia.  Before Europeans arrived, Outback Aborigine didn’t have cows.   They hunted kangaroos.  Yet kangaroos make only 30% of the Aboriginal diet; the rest is goanna, vegetation and insects. (insects???)  Honey ants are a favorite treat ; their honey sacs provide  nourishment for the rest of the nest, or a sweet treat for a hungry Aborigine. (ok, sounds like bee honey, I guess….?)  Grubs aren’t a treat as much as they are basic fare.  (Grubs??).  Especially witchetty grubs.  (grubs!!??) The witchetty grub is a large, white, moth larva.  Our guide has one handy. (oh goody!)


 My guide and his witchetty grub.

 He gives it to me to hold.  You remember how I feel about bugs? 

See Dawny.   See Dawny hold a witchetty grub.  See a grub the size of her hand.
The smile on my face is not joy.  It is hysteria.  Seriously.

Then my guide offers to roast the witchetty grub. 

So I can taste it. 

Me taste a witchetty grub.  Me???

I stay to the edge of the gathering group, avoiding the fire (and the grub).   I watch a few people  taste the grub and I hear them say things like ‘tastes like peanut butter’. (At least they didn’t say ‘chicken’.)

I finally cave and take a tiny bit that is barely visible on the tip of my finger.  I’m still hearing  ‘peanut butter’ from people as I put it on my tongue.

Pffffft ppffffft.  I begin to spit, and even after the morsel is long gone I keep spitting, spitting and mumbling, “ Bug!  Bug!  It tastes like BUG!!!!”

For a short video from Australian Screen showing some Walpiri women in search of honey ants (and expressing some of their concerns about modernization), go to http://tinyurl.com/honeyants

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